Googlies: Uthappa, Ganguly, Tendulkar and Five sixes off Yuvraj

He was almost caught, but our kid Piyush went over the rope. Then the ball went higher and higher and higher and in a span of five balls Yuvraj had conceded five sixes. Thankfully, it was the last over of England Innings. Dravid could have opted for Agarkar, but no sir, he had more faith in Yuvraj. Since Yuvraj is a part time bowler, so I guess we will forgive him. The fact of the matter is that Dimitri could have scaled any bowler. So I guess Agarkar will be all smiles tonight for escaping unscathed, as a mere spectator. Sometimes I worry that Agarkar will unleash a self everyone expects from him, and then we will all watch shamefaced. After all, he hold the record for getting to fastest fifty wickets and one of the fastest fifties as well. He is among the top five wicket takers in Indian One Day history, and yet, we cannot ever seem to trust the dude.

Uthappa is the obvious talk point for the day. But wait. We must remember that Ganguly reached his 11th half century of 2007 today. Lets hold grudges against him, for we know he is capable of scoring at faster pace, and he could have converted at least some of his half efforts into three figure scores. Lets throw all the mud we have got at him, for we would have done that if we had lost the game. Or maybe, for once, lets just thank the bloke for batting sensibly enough, and bringing the ship close to the shore. Tendulkar got the man of the match, cramps, another missed hundred (he has 41 already, so what?) and universal cheer. Even though his name is Gambhir, no one takes the guy seriously. Second time this week, he came and batted wisely and nicely. But then came the great Indian collapse and chaos. Unbelievable it was, when India won the match, and how!

Enter Uthappa. Asking rate rising. Wickets falling. Dhoni goes. Left with Agarkar, Powar, Zaheer and Piyush. Uthappa’s first match of the series. A failure here means more bench time. India watching. Most have given up hope already. Only die hard fans and diseased optimists hoping for a miracle. Most certain that their prayers will be wasted. One run out. Thank God Uthappa survived. Another run out. This was cruel. Zaheer was just doing the right thing, had run out of the crease a little and ball hit by Uthappa went straight to the bowler. Two more batsmen left. When Uthappa walked across, and guided the ball to the boundary rope, scooping the ball as if with a spade, and throwing it back, to the boundary rope, a hundred million smiles flashed. Maybe more. Then came the next ball, but after some talk between the bowler and England Captain. Each second exploded like a tense wire of the nerves across the nation. Finally the bowler starts running. Uthappa strikes the ball clean. A fielder dives. Ball escapes. Boundary. Win. Uthappa, only 21, jumps and so does the nation overjoyed!

Cricket, on days like this, is nerve racking, intense, exhilarating. Making it 3-3 after India was 3-1 down was sweet. Doing it with this style: Priceless.

Hail Uthappa! Hail Ganguly and Tendulkar! Hail Cricket!


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Pradzie's picture

lol@diseased

lol@diseased optimists…

Loved this script bhau! Very nicely written. I for the good blessings vested on me by my cable, i didn’t get to watch any of these matches. But i loved reading your cricket blogs. Your style is more like content laden with sarcasm-on-diet, feel-gooder and strangely filled with like your own quote ‘diseased optimistic’ leanings. I like it. Its our national team…gaali dekhe phir nx match dekhne ke liye bayt hi jaayenge!

Everything goes….please continue this cricket thing you started. You have readers! Sorry didn’t comment on the earlier.


Stoopid Dada

With Tendulkar cramping and in great discomfort at other end.. Dada should have hung around a bit and instead asked Tendulkar to either Do or Die.. that was the most obvious call. Instead our Babomoshoi decides to take things in his own hands.. Natijaa.. he looses his wicket.. at other end Tendulkar perishes to cramps .. And we have 2 new batsmen at the crease having to start all over again..

And I can’t tell yu enuff how many wrong decisions Dravid took as a captain. Its a minor miracle that we won.

Bell / Cook / Shah : Never scored a century in one day cricket.. Now all of them have got 100s against their name. Thanx to India.

Flintoff : Never took 5-for.. He has one now. Thanx to India.

Broad : Got his best figures in batting & bowling.. Thanx to India.

Luke Wright : Gets a 50 on his debut.. Thanx to India..

The list goes on & on & on.. Seems to me like India gets the best out of even the dufferest or duffer player in opposing team.