An announcement
Ibtida-e-ishq hai rota hai kya
Aage aage dekhiye hota hai kya
We had not interacted much, online, or, in person. Yet, when we met, we knew we had to get hitched. Asking for directions, we made our way to the nearest shrine, took our place, and, as the master guided us, a few folds later, we were man and wife.
Seems to be a weird way of doing things, but only then did we start to know each other. I got to know that unlike other men who wear their pants one leg at a time, he likes to wear his pants two at a time, and that he has an intense desire to return to the womb, anybody’s (he was quoting woody Allen). He asked me if I wanted him to say Arf and I responded that I’d still respect him in the morning (we were both quoting tictoc). Continuing in the same vein, he then proceeded to tell me about the boner of contention. The rest I must leave to your lurid imaginations, but, take my word for it, this is an honest account of what happens when two romantically challenged bloggers meet over green papaya salad in the orient.
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Damn billy
Jab jab joe joe hota hai
Tab tab woh woh hota hai
But damn billy, I can’t make head or tail of it, and yet I am laughing like a fool:)
Its a PERSONAL tale of a Fictional Billy?
It is a Fictional tale of a real Billy?
It is humor laced with origami and blogger metaphor sex-talk?
No no, I think the blog is only a pretext, real story will emerge later?
No no…… come on Bilbo: out with it… The epilogue…. the rogue…!
Whatever, I join the chorus of congratulations and I am happy for you.
And of IW, we need to get more unmarried bloggers on to dudseascrawls:)
hmmmm , I might get sued for this
This being a family friendly non-risque site and all that , but what-the-hell.
the rogue might come later
At the moment busy with more pressing issues
But sharing a convo we had a few days after the papaya salad
me: so where ‘s the cambodia blog dude
him: umm…err…i dunno…i have this HUGE starting trouble…
me: well then dont start
me: write from the middle
me: and i just had a weird thought
me: but am gonna forget abt it
him: but thanks to your nam visit…i have a sort of a deadline for it…
him wha…
him: too many ppl spend too little time on their weird thoughts…pliss to indulge…
me: nah
me: starting trouble
me: is open to interpretations
him: LOL
him: the more common one is actually stopping trouble, if you think about it…
me: well if it gets started
me: it will stop eventually
me: ya know
me: unless u mean the other stopping trouble
him: yeah, but you’re forgetting the significance of timing…
me: thats what i meant
him: god i love this…
him: when you’re on a dirty-thought-race…after a coupla exchanges you can never be too sure what the other meant…
So yep, more later, dearies. Till then haffun.
Bingo..
I think I know this papaya salad guy.. who has been to Japan & Cambodia & who is an unabashed fan of Tocsin. But i won’t spill the beans.. but I can sleep easy now that I know who he is.
You mean
you weren’t sleeping easy till now?
why, pray tell .
Jitterbug [ X 4 ]
Stop praying
, coz I ain’t telling ye anything. Out with the part-II , so that the others also can sleep easy,like me.
Grrr
its incomprehensible…. unstated understated reinstated unstated mess:)
Billy
am reading this big news now…..
IS THIS TRUE??? YOU HAVE LEFT THE SINGLE WOMEN CLUB????? YOU A TRAITOR???
Really really????
wow!
wait wait wait
or is it go go go..
kya yaar I read the first para [and no I didnt click the links…smart me] and was like ZOINKS…come on out with the rest of it…like NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
OMG
My hearty congratulations to
My hearty congratulations to the both of you,
Hope you and the owner to the boner of contention live a happily ever after life hereafter. Surprising blog. happy honeymooning. arf arf.
Lets talk about s@x
Damn you billy.. For the nth time I should have known better than to click on a hyperlink given by you. I innocently clicked on “tictoc” and before I could blink, i was being taken to some “sex talk on sulekha” blog. And now my cache shows that I visited some sex talk site. Damn you , again. If i were to lose my job for surfing porn @ work, am gonna sue you & your papaya-salad guy for all your combined yen-worth..
Epilogue plz..
Itnaaa bada dhokhaa ?????
Okay i will save my dramaabaazi until i read an epilogue to this post. You better come up with one (jaldi se).
whiner san
how is that a dhoka, big or small. I mean the deal was based on a lot of ifs in the next 5 yrs. epilogue hopefully coming soon.
By now, you should have learnt that I don’t hyperlink to work safe stuff , so why click on em at work.
Take care.
wow
oh, this is hot stuff!
Whoa - Congrats!
This isn’t fiction is it? Can I expect to see the proof soon on Flickr?
Does he cook too?
Super happy for you!
There is still hope for romantically-challenged bloggers. But what about romantically challenged NON bloggers, I wonder
Just another dyslexic desi
-ashu