I(a)m-Perfect Lover!

I haven’t been tagged since the time I got out of school, where my glasses were color-coded with wordings “I am” on left and “Blind” on right. I have decided to ward off my “MSM” memories and start my list on Shpriya’s request for 8 qualities you would like in your perfect lover(for those of you still wondering what “MSM” is, its “Mommy Save Me!” memories) .

So here it goes!

1) Someone who has enough imperfections in her that I can help her to overcome but not so much that I need an in-house therapist!

2) I should be able to pick my nose, bite my nails, dust my dandruff and scratch my balls without wondering if I would be “denied” for those reality “bites” or “scratches”!

Rest of list here


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oh man

And even the Nuns (I am told, ofcourse!), are not always in missionary positions:-))

that cracked me up. Go maria!


For Rama- lovers?

“Someone who wants to find a cure for Aids but she shouldn’t be a doctor. Someone who wants to feed the hungry in Uganda but she shouldn’t be in a missionary position (oh…C’mon! I meant the Nuns).
In other words, someone who thinks about the less privileged and be extremely happy that she is channeling all that worldly service minded energy…on ME!”

Rama,

Thanks for the laughs- needed it today!

Can you take all that ‘saved up energy’ from a woman who wants to find the cure for AIDS and wants to feed the multitudes! If you only knew- what you are wishing for!
And even the Nuns (I am told, ofcourse!), are not always in missionary positions:-))

“Honestly, there is no lover who is perfect all the time but you always have those perfect moments with her, when she fills you with that strange mixture of love, lust, passion, need, desire and generosity, transforming you to make you feel like a complete man while she soaks in the immersed feeling of complete woman…(“

Honestly? that’s all?!
Spoken like a “total man”!

I am terribly amused by all this ‘tagging’ going on!
Goodness, this more interesting than the tabloids..getting it all out from the ‘horse’s mouth’…carry on:-)
(one of those times, when one is thankful- that you don’t have a blog site..to be dragged oops tagged!)

But, it is nice to be surrounded by you all- perfect dreamers..oops lovers, ofcourse:-)

Maria


Brime!

It is a colossal blog-world crime(Brime) that you don’t have a blog of your own Maria!I hope you would set one up and write maxi-blogs than mini-blogs that your valuable comments are Smiling

“And even the Nuns (I am told, ofcourse!), are not always in missionary positions:-))” – If only i had known that while studying in St.Johns Eye-wink

I think due to the lack of “chat”, tagging is a way of knowing the person in blog-way .Glad you enjoyed it !